Where is my shoe?

Where did my shoe go? Is it lost in nature? Did it fly away with these crows? Did it sail on the water with this liner? Is it hiding in a crocodile, in a piece of ham, in a mustache? Did this witch laughing under her breath transform it? And if so, how? In an officer's uniform? In sawn off cannon? In the mouth of a fish? Snakehead? Cow horn? Or as a silly rhino?