Where is my shoe?

Where did my shoe go? Is it lost in nature? Does she fly away with these crows? Does she sail on the water with this liner? Is she hiding in a croc, a ham, a croc mustache? Did this witch laughing under her breath transform her? And if so, how? In an officer's uniform? In sawn off cannon? In the mouth of a fish? Snakehead? Cow horn? Or as a rhino who thumbs his nose?